Only me.

Current mood: sleepy
Category: hungover Life

File under: This Could Only Happen to Me

At bar, meet nice boy sitting at table next to me.
Chit chat.
Nice boy asks if I'd like to accompany him to next bar.
I agree.
Get up and I kick the table standing up, but think that I've kicked him.

Me: "I'm sorry, did I kick you? You appear to be limping."
Him: "No, and I have cerebral palsy."

Me: *uncomfortable cough* to bartender "Can I have another Red Bull and Vodka, please?"

Currently listening :
Brak Presents The Brak Album Starring Brak
By Various Artists
Release date: 14 March, 2000